So here's a recipe to fill your modern caveman gut after a particularly brutal session of olympic lifts with horrible form -- good form is so Neolithic. You think nomadic cave people used good form to lift boulders overhead to crush their enemies?
Cave Pepperoni Pizza Recipe:
Serving: 20 to 30, the average size of a nomadic, Paleolithic tribe
1 Loaf of Bread
1lb of Debris/ash
2 cups of pestilence-rich creek water
1lb Hormel Natural Pepperoni
2 cups Dinosaur Kale
Throw loaf of bread in trash. Be careful to wash hands after handling bread as trace amounts of gluten may enter your food ruining your max gains at Crossfit. Combine all other ingredients in earthenware. Cook in microwave on Popcorn 2 setting or 3 minutes. Make sure to Instagram and hashtage #paleo #fitspo so all your aiding and abetting Neolithic friends (I saw you feed your kid rice, Judy -- TRAITOR!) at Crossfit who are not flipping tires as big as the tires you flip can know how hardcore, nomadic and paleo you really are.