Saturday, August 20, 2011
When Alcoholism Isn't Enough To Destroy Your Children: Eggo Mini-Muffin Tops: Blueberry
Hate your children but don't know how to convey it? Let Eggo Mini-Muffin Tops: Blueberry show everything you've wanted to say for years to your unwanted children. We know, everybody else was having kids, and you wanted to get invited to shit -- ya know? You didn't realize what kind of a commitment these little shits were going to be. Sometimes drunken rages and passive-aggressive insults are not enough to sufficiently screw up your children.
I'm really not sure who constitutes the market for this product. I guess the children that eat Uncrustables for lunch need something for breakfast, too. You can't just feed your kids Uncrustables for every meal. I'm sure some parents have tried, but sooner or later, you're going to have to stimulate your kid with some new, unholy concoction of corn and xantham gum.